Bring a Family together : When ever there is a powercut complete family get together happen at either Balcony or varanda where u get ample of air ,its fun when complete family is together and chat about everything under the sun seeing the sky .
So lets check out what kind of excuses we can make out of it....... It can give a work from home candidate an EXCUSE
Boss : Where do we stand on the Project Status
Employee : I couldnt update it as there was power cut .....(ya ya it sounds weird but thats the truth and why the heck u give those tough looks with the peanuts u pay i cant afford even an inverter )
Holiday for the Kitchen
Wife : Oh Darling , i wanted to prepare your favourite curry and this Power cuts , i hardly get time to cook and this has to happen only now ???
Husband : Lets go to the Resturant (Stop the Drama )
Sleepless Nights and Baseless thoughts
Collegue A : I couldnt sleep yesterday all night
Collegue B : Blushes for no reason !!!
Collegue A: Damm give a break for your imagining power... reason is Power cut!!!
Hour of the power
I remember ladies cursing the electricity department for there choice of timings for power cuts ....dont they know at this time of day ,this top saas -bahu serial will be telecasted ????? they realise they cant do much about it and come out of the houses and talk to neighbors about the serial again :( When the serial story ends they start with THE GOSSIP ....do u knw Mrs X son couldnt even get A grade , House no 36 Bahu never cooks for her Saas , I think Mr and Mrs Z have some issues i see them not talking to eachother in elevator ......Common Ladiess!!!
And dont think Men dont Gossip ,they BOSSip-- they start cribbing how his boss is hopeless and useless and always make him slog and take his credit , how the female colleague in the office gets close only to MR X and never speaks to others , and how there organisation has to plan things to be successful ------i mean its not ur house buddy to give ur pocket plans to the organisation you better keep it in your pockets.
Music time : Even in this tragedy some people want to show off there assets ,,,,na na dont get me wrong i meant GADGETS,,, they play music in the phone and laptops and make people surrounding hear there bloody taste of songs ------------Now imagine they playing "Tuje yaad na mere ayein kise se abhi kya kehna " bhayya get lost, place urself in the washroom and if you still need some private place to hide ,get urself in that gutter and sleep there @*&@*&@ why we should listen your heart weeping , and listen to ur breakup songs every fortnight???
Talent Show : We hear about child labour... do you know it happens even in our houses ???surprised ?? in this POWERCUT HOUR ---- you listens momma saying "oh my sona sings so well" sonu sing beta and he sings ******curious to know what song??/ " Do u want me , do u need me do you love me ....aaja bebe mere naal.........."and now this neighbour aunty gets intimidates and says pavitra to sing and she start singing "Akalesthe annam pedatha , alisosthe oil pedatha" and im sure u knw the next line .......commom its Megastar movie after all .......Cant balme kids, parents love there kids performing on happening songs with ditto costumes on dance shows !!!!
What MORE a power cut can make :
- Make an office bird run around istriwallas to get his dress pressed in the 11th hour
- Oppoiste Sex stuck in elevator , humm now dont think dirty ,,they may talk about common thing among them thts SEX!!!
- Now tenagers in co-ed tutions what do they do ......ahem ahem im not getting there as the time im posting this Post is after 8pm so im not sure if i can post adult material about kids at this hour -----COURT ORDERS
- The so called busy Single professionals other wise who dont get time to speak to there loved ones call them to cut down the boredom in this powercuts
- Students have all reasons ready for low marks or not completing assignments
